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Sep. 24th, 2008 @ 11:07 am Such a ring of truth...
Current Location: SWIC Success Center
Current Mood: exhausted
From: Minister of the Treasury Paulson

Subject: REQUEST FOR URGENT CONFIDENTIAL BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP

Dear American:

I need to ask you to support an urgent secret business relationship
with a transfer of funds of great magnitude.

I am Ministry of the Treasury of the Republic of America. My country
has had crisis that has caused the need for large transfer of funds of
800 billion dollars US. If you would assist me in this transfer, it
would be most profitable to you.

I am working with Mr. Phil Gram, lobbyist for UBS, who will be my
replacement as Ministry of the Treasury in January. As a Senator, you
may know him as the leader of the American banking deregulation
movement in the 1990s. This transactin is 100% safe.

This is a matter of great urgency. We need a blank check. We need
the funds as quickly as possible. We cannot directly transfer these
funds in the names of our close friends because we are constantly
under surveillance. My family lawyer advised me that I should look for
a reliable and trustworthy person who will act as a next of kin so the
funds can be transferred.

Please reply with all of your bank account, IRA and college fund
account numbers and those of your children and grandchildren to
wallstreetbailout@treasury.gov so that we may transfer your commission
for this transaction. After I receive that information, I will
respond with detailed information about safeguards that will be used
to protect the funds.

Yours Faithfully
Minister of Treasury Paulson
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Sep. 4th, 2008 @ 11:25 am Small Pic Update (for now)

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Sep. 4th, 2008 @ 09:24 am Last post...the long version
Current Location: SWIC
Current Mood: excited
Current Music: Computer lab chatter
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Tuesday actually started off with us in the hospital around 7:30 am, getting Julie checked out for red show (instead of the pink it had been).  We were there for about four hours, during which time it was determined that 1.) There wasn't an issue and 2.) There weren't any contractions of significance.

We were given the choice of going home, or breaking the water and getting this show on the road, so we went home.  After stopping off to see Terry for lunch ("We deliver food, not babies!"), we stopped by the grocery store, and went home.

About 3pm, Julie noticed that there was definitely a bit more regularity to her contractions, but not enough intensity or frequency to justify a trip back to Anderson.

About 4:30 or so, the intensity picked up quite a bit.  By 5pm, they were about seven minutes apart, and too intense for her to talk through, so we started heading towards Anderson, and called ahead to let them know.  The nurses on duty told us to hold off until they were a little bit closer together, so we detoured to my parents' house, which is about half a mile from the hospital.

We timed contractions in their living room for a little while, but the contractions grew too intense for her to handle.  We headed into the hospital about 6:05, and were immediately admitted. 

She was able to handle the contractions for a short while by standing up with her hands on a table in front of her, but as soon as the fetal monitors were hooked up, that option was taken away.  You know every Hollywood-style childbirth scene, where they pan out from the building where a mother is delivering, and have her screaming in voice-over?  Yeah...it was like that.  I have no doubt that everyone on our floor heard her.

We had asked for an epidural as soon as we got in, but the nurse anaesthesiologist was with another patient, and we had to wait.

By the time the nurse arrived, Julie needed a shot of Stadol to take enough edge off her pain for the nurse to begin to administer the epidural.  The effect was quick and dramatic.

Within a few minutes of the epidural, Julie was able to sit and talk normally through her contractions, and either didn't notice or didn't feel a good number of them.

Unfortunately, one of the side effects of the epidural was a dramatic drop in our baby's heart rate.  It dropped from 135-150 beats per minute, down to 60.  I knew this was probably a bad thing, but didn't realize the extent until the nurses inverted Julie's bed (feet up, head low), and started rolling her side to side, while massaging the baby's scalp to try to stimulate her into a faster heartbeat.

After a few minutes of this, the nurses had Julie remove all the metal she was wearing, gave her oxygen, and had me change into scrubs, hairnet, and shoe covers, in case they would have to do an emergency c-section.

Finally, they gave her a shot to temporarily stop her contractions, to help relieve stress on the baby, and that did the trick.

While this did stabilize the baby, it also had the unfortunate side effect of delaying the labor.  Our OB had her try to push, to see if we could jump-start it again, but to no avail.

Shortly afterwards, <lj user>Gabbycat</lj user>'s mother arrived (about 8:15), and we chatted while Julie alternately napped and joked about the total numbness below her waist.  Jan joked that if the baby wasn't here by midnight, she'd leave us on our own for the rest of it.

About 10:30-11pm or so (all the times started running together about now), Julie's contractions started picking up again, and the birthing bed was set up again.

Some time after Julie started pushing, the baby's hair came into view, followed a few minutes later by the head.  As soon as her face was clear, she started crying immediately, so the doctor suctioned her mouth.  A few short minutes later, the rest of her was delivered, and one of the nurses announced that we had a girl, and let me cut the cord.

She had a full head of light brown hair, fully colored pink skin (not pale, purple, clammy, or 'cheesy', like many babies are born with), and was alert and active right from the start.  As soon as she was cleaned off, the pediatric nurse who was taking her footprints called me over and stamped her footprint on my hand, telling me that "she's been marking all over mommy for months...now it's your turn."

I got to carry her over to Julie, and we held her while the doctor finished stitching up her tears.

We stayed down in the LDR (Labor, Delivery, Recovery) room until about 5am, before being discharged to a post-partum room upstairs.


And yes, I know...that jerk Colin forgot to bring pictures, once again.

Trust me when I say, though, that she's gorgeous.  Obviously takes after her mother. :)
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May. 16th, 2008 @ 08:03 am Holy F-in S!
Current Mood: shocked
This is perhaps the most amazing art project I have EVER seen. This probably took weeks, if not months, to complete.

http://www.vimeo.com/993998
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Feb. 15th, 2008 @ 10:40 am (no subject)
Current Mood: giggly
So, really, with recent developments being what they are (see previous entry!), I couldn't stop laughing at today's Ctrl+Alt+Del. Too awesome.
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Jan. 24th, 2008 @ 09:04 am It's True!
Current Mood: Buoyant
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Actually, every once in a while, the rumor mill DOES get it right.

So, two points to clarify:

1.  Around September or so, this year, Julie and I are going to be parents!  More details on that as they (it?)...develop(s).

2.  The world may find itself short one <lj user="hypriest"> should I ever again answer my phone to a greeting of "Hey, Daddy," before I have any children old enough to make said phone call.


So...yeah.  Off to get my house babified. (Not entirely unlike the slightly more kid-friendly versions of Mortal Kombat.)
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Jan. 8th, 2008 @ 08:28 am (no subject)
 Too awesome to not share...The Nietzsche Family Circus!

http://www.losanjealous.com/nfc/
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Dec. 14th, 2007 @ 09:01 am More December Randomness...

I was going through my bookmarks this morning, and happened to find this gem:  http://people.csail.mit.edu/rahimi/helmet/

Enjoy...unless you think the government might notice the sudden upswing of emotional energy...  :-P

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Dec. 14th, 2007 @ 12:20 am December Randomness

Actual conversation I had recently:

Me:  "I made the mistake recently of trying to use Windows Media Player to sync my PC's music with my phone.  It erased everything I had, except for my video game music, so when I tried listening to Alice in Chains, I ended up with Super Mario Bros.  It sucked."

Them: "Alice in Chains?  Awesome.  I saw them a few months ago in concert."

Me: "They must have a new lead singer.  It probably wouldn't have been a good show if they'd kept the old one."

Them:  "Yeah...that would make a pretty lame concert."

Me:  "It could've been interesting, perhaps... Down in a Hole...BRAINS!"


Only three more weeks before I get to return to a reasonable schedule...

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Oct. 13th, 2007 @ 10:35 pm A Moment of Silence...
Current Location: Home
Current Mood: contemplative
Current Music: REM - End of the World as We Know It
As of 8:30am, my Xbox 360 has decided that its games be over.   Now I await the magic box to transport it back to the necromantic labs at Microsoft HQ, that I may once again see its majestic boot screen.  Rest in piece, little guy.  Just not too long, OK?  I've still got some Ace Combat I'd like to play before I get pwned by the ghost of Christmas Present.  (The damn holiday shoppers are already out Wii-hunting!)

Ah, well.  Time to catch up on some of my neglected games on other platforms, which I've started, but not given their fair share of time, yet:
(List compiled mostly for my own reference)
Age of Empires 3, (PC)
Bard's Tale (XB)
Castlevania: Lament of Innocence, (PS2)
Dai Senryaku VII: Modern Military Tactics, (XB)
Dark Star One, (PC)
Disgaea, (PS2)
Disgaea 2, (PS2)
Dungeon Siege 2, (PC)
Elite Beat Agents (only one more song left to beat!), (DS)
Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem, (Cube)
Fable, (XB)
Final Fantasy VII, (PS1)
Final Fantasy X, (PS2)
Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles, (Cube)
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance, (Cube)
Front Mission 4, (PS2)
Hunter the Reckoning: Wayward, (PS2)
Indigo Prophecy, (XB)
Jade Empire, (XB)
Kingdom Hearts, (PS2)
Kirby's Adventure, (NES, via Wii)
La Pucelle Tactics, (PS2)
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past, (SNES, via Wii)
Legend of Zelda: Four Swords Adventures, (Cube)
Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time, (Cube)
Legend of Zelda: The Twilight Princess, (Wii)
Mario Strikers: Charged (Wii)
Metroid Prime 2: Echoes, (Cube)
Metroid Prime 3: Corruption, (Wii)
Metroid Fusion, (GBA)
Oddworld: Stranger's Wrath, (XB)
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time, (PS2)
Psychonauts, (XB)
Resident Evil 4, (Cube)
Rise of Nations, (PC)
Shadow of the Colossus, (PS2)
Sid Meier's Pirates! (PC)
Sim City 4 (PC)
Star Wars: KotOR 2 (XB)
Steel Battalion (XB)
Suikoden, (PS1)
Suikoden II, (PS1)
Super Mario World, (SNES, via Wii)
Super Metroid, (SNES, via Wii)
Super Paper Mario, (Wii)
Tales of Symphonia, (Cube)
X-Men Legends, (XB)
Yoshi's Island DS. (DS)

I think I've just realized how much of a gaming junkie I've become, as this list only includes games that I do own, but either haven't played all the way through, or haven't played, period, excluding my 360 games.

And, furthermore, still on the horizon:

Ace Combat 6 (once I've got the means to play it again),
Fire Emblem (Wii),
Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass, (DS)
Super Mario Galaxies, (Wii)
Super Smash Bros. Brawl. (Wii)

I totally need to cut myself off after these hit, and just focus on finishing...everything...that I've started.  Not that Disgaea, La Pucelle, or Sim City actually have endings, but still...I've got some catching-up to do.  I wonder if I can finagle a nice vacation to get cracking on this list?  Ironically, probably not.
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Sep. 4th, 2007 @ 09:23 am Only in Suburbia...

So...as I was taking my dog out for her nightly bladder relief, I bore witness to two seperate instances that could only happen in Suburbia...

While I was standing on my front walk, waiting for Sammi to attend to her, *ahem* business, a car drives past us, and suddenly stops a few houses past us, as though they are going to turn on the side street near my house.  The rear passenger door opens up, and all I see is an arm hanging on to the door for support, and head of long, blonde hair, accompanied by the distinct sound of retching.

As I watch this bar-night spectacle, I happen to glance farther down the street just in time to see two does gracefully and elegantly stride out of the cemetary near my house, casually stroll across the street, and disappear in the the wooded area on the other side.

Collinsville:  Home to wild civilization, and gentle wilderness.

Oy.

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Feb. 7th, 2007 @ 07:46 am Pachelbel's Rant in D
Current Mood: amused
Current Music: Canon in D
Another Youtube post for musicians...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM&eurl=

Mostly safe for work...keep the sound down, towards the end.

"Punk music is a joke, it's really just baroque!"
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Jan. 6th, 2007 @ 04:56 pm Sometimes, it would seem...
Current Mood: Pain!
Current Music: The percolating sounds of an inner ear draining
Life likes to remind us that birthdays are no longer important, nor special after 25. This year, Life decided to kick my ass on Tuesday with the Flu. It was actually severe enough that I had to take 1.5 sick days, because I literally /could not/ do anything.

Friday, I started feeling better, so went to bed with the intention of getting up in the morning, and going in to work. Still not the best idea I've had... My ear woke me up at 3 am, feeling as though an ice pick had been jammed into it, and was being wiggled around anytime I moved my head or swallowed anything.

After four hours of perusing the web for home remedies, I resigned myself to just hurting, and tried a hot shower, as a last-ditch effort to get things draining properly again. Sadly, this did not work, and the pain intensified.

Julie ended up driving me to the ER at 7:30 this morning, so I could get some relief, and get on with the day. Again, I should have probably camped out in front of my physician's office, as I might have been faster. Between the old guy next to me, throwing a party for his entire family (2 at a time) and the nursing staff (about 2 at a time, taking turns with different instruments), and chattering incessantly... (hurty hurty hurt!), and the guy who'd managed to slit his arm last night, and waited until the morning to get it checked out, I was in the ER for about an hour and a half.

Fortunately for me, Julie is a kind, caring, and understanding person, who didn't kick me out of the moving car as we drove back from the hospital. Personally, I wouldn't have blamed her. When I'm in pain, I turn into a whiny little bastard.

As of right now, the pain has lessened considerably (leaning over doesn't bring me to tears), and I'm almost coherent.

I hereby declare the Friday Fuck You is awarded to the year 2007. Less than a week old, and already plotting my demise. Happy Fucking Birthday, to me.
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Nov. 27th, 2006 @ 01:10 am And Wiiiii....
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Friend code = 0604 6561 4623 5386

EDIT:

To add a Wii friend code:

1. Click the envelope icon on the lower right corner of the home page (channels menu).

2. Select 'Create new message'

3. Select 'Address book'

4. Select 'Register', choose the 'Register a Wii' option.

5. Enter the friend code.

Note that both parties must be mutual friends before they can send messages back and forth. I believe this will also allow Mii's to travel back and forth, as well, so long as one or both systems have WiiConnect24 enabled, and have Mii's set to 'Mingle'.

Also of note, you can email messages to Wii users by sending email to 'w(16digitfriendcodenospaces) @ wii.com' I think you may need to initiate these contacts from the Wii first, though.
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Oct. 19th, 2006 @ 02:13 am Some interesting and little-known facts about rabbits
This /might/ be work-safe, but your coworkers will never look at you quite the same way again...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_edw6QBqgE&mode=related&search=

You were warned.
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Aug. 30th, 2006 @ 03:04 pm Soo...um...yeah.
Current Mood: glum
http://www.legacy.com/Belleville/Obituaries.asp?Page=Lifestory&PersonId=19053623

That's really about all I have to say about this week.
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Aug. 5th, 2006 @ 10:22 pm (no subject)
Current Mood: aggravated
So I'm feeling like some Chinese food tonight...

...and Julie may come home to find us one cat short...

I went to put on my work pants today, and as I picked them up, a sizeable number of cat turds rolled out of the leg. This was obviously not good, and would not fly for anything resembling professionalism. I was able to scrounge up a pair of (relatively) clean pants, and still get to work.


I figure it's just some sort of pissy, irritable, lonely cat routine, so I come home tonight, and play with him a little bit...go to change out of my work clothes, only to find that he's peed all over our downstairs guest bed.

On the flip side, these wonderful life lessons will all come back to the fore several years hence, when there are others who will be able to learn from these sorts of issues.

ARgh!

:::Update (8/6/6):::

After talking to Jef, who's got four cats, this sounds more like there's something internally wrong, and that he's letting those of us who don't speak cat know it. Vet appointment Monday! Knowing the probably why, it's much easier to deal with the what.
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Jul. 23rd, 2006 @ 11:23 am (no subject)
For the record, we do, in fact, have power out this way, so Changeling will be on tonight.
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Jun. 27th, 2006 @ 07:26 am (no subject)
Current Mood: sleepy
Quite the weekend. I'm still recovering, actually.

Some Quotable Quotes:

"It's like a twenty-minute ceremony in the middle of a four-day party!"

"Then there's Abercrombie's ghetto store, Pimpercrombie and Bitch. Here's your shirt... where's my money?"

"I want to make love to that accent! My tongue is getting excited just thinking about that lilt!"

"Who saran-wrapped my beer into the car?!?"

"Look! It's a safety razor!"

--"I played golf with your husband"
--"He really sucks, doesn't he?"
--"He beat me."

"How did we finish eight bottles of champaigne in a half-hour limo ride?"

"I'm good on lap dances...but she could use one!"

"24 cans of Stag on the bumper? Mr. Hawkins was busy!"

Oy. Off to work now.
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Jun. 4th, 2006 @ 07:16 am Things Too Bizarre to Imagine
Current Mood: random
So there I was, reading Dune in bed last night (curse you, Zelasko...doubly so because you probably won't even read this!), when the world goes...

SCREECH!

THUMP!

DARK!

I sat in confusion for a couple seconds, and then realized what must have happened.


I ran downstairs, found my cellphone in the dark, and called 911. Walked outside, and sure enough, some idiot in a pickup truck had hit a power pole, and knocked it right off of its base.

Called the power company, called Julie to let her know to come home from the south, instead of through the accident scene.

I went to investigate the power pole (in my bathrobe, mind you), and saw that this truck had hit the pole at an angle...on a straightaway...on what should have been their left side of the road...

The base of the pole was splintered, though the other lines didn't break, which at least kept the pole upright, so no downed power lines last night!

----


Julie and I spent a good deal of time talking last night, and I realized just how much I depend on her for my nightly decompression, to get myself unwound from the day's stresses.

Woke up in the middle of the night to find the bedroom lights were on. Go AmerenIP!

Just thought I'd share that.
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